Since Emir and I don't have kids yet, we tend to treat our 2 cats as if they were in fact, our children. Other people tell cute stories about the funny and incredible things their kids do... and we tell pathetically nerdy stories about the ridiculous things our cats do... (Sheesch!)
Here's Merki in her usual position (on top of my desk) doing her best impression of a paper weight. I love that out of all her toes (which look like fun-fruits to me, remember those?), this is the only pink one.